My chauffeur takes me EVERYWHERE.
I'm Bailey. I ride. My human drives. Together we've conquered highways, mountain passes, and at least three drive-throughs in motorized vehicles. Now I'm training for the open road on two wheels. This is my story.
I'm Bailey. I Ride.
My human thinks he's the biker. Adorable. I'm the one with the goggles, the wind-blown ears, and the fan following. He's just the one with the license. We make it work.
🏍️ Full-time Rider
Part-time Chauffeur Supervisor
November 2026
MY FIRST LONG RIDE... COMING SOON
Probably what I'll be thinking on my first ride. Five stars. Would recommend. The squirrel situation was concerning but manageable. My chauffeur got lost twice, which I found deeply unsurprising. The views, however, were chef's kiss.
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Follow along for dispatches from the road, gear reviews (from a dog's perspective), and the ongoing saga of my chauffeur's navigation skills.